Epitaph for a Certificate

Here lies wide open, expired it begot
A certificate, which obfuscated a lot

Glacial Methodology

This stone on which I stand has been carved by glaciers over tens of thousands of years, in a time long ago when our lands were covered with ice, close to the time it takes to get something into production over here.

http://www.ambysoft.com/essays/glacialMethodology.html
http://www.waterfall2006.com/ambler2.html

Ah well... I'm not in a hurry either I guess.